Figs, Orange Berries, and Raisins

James suddenly wakes up from a nap and rolls onto his back and says,

"A guy with a turban selling dates came up to me and said, 'James, I'll trade you a fig for an orange berry."

Me: "That's awesome, babe."
James: (5 second delay) "Thanks."

(silence)

"I'm going to go eat some raisin bread."

(rolls over, goes back to sleep)